Oyster’s Dozen Round 3

"May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?! I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We’re gonna have a problem here!" Let’s dissect this iconic intro of Eminem’s The Real Slim Shady to refer it to the first three rounds of...

Oyster’s Opinions Round 3

Well, I didn't go so well with the crystal ball last week did I? There were results that some would say were upsets. The only ones who wouldn't agree are the die hard fans of those teams who "upset" the opposition.So, which upset was the biggest of the round? I'd...

Oyster’s Opinions Round 2

Finally, we see the light at the end of the tunnel! The AFL will resume on Thursday night after an absence of eleven and a half weeks. It seems like a lifetime ago that The West Coast Eagles beat Melbourne Demons at Perth’s Optus Stadium. In a week or so,...

OYSTER’S DELICIOUS DOZEN… MIDFIELD ROTATIONS

As I sit here wearing my newly arrived Nor-West Jets AFC footy shorts, two things spring to mind. I need to thank President Nick “General” Milkins of the Jets footy club for the lovely gift. Secondly, will my Nor-West Jets brothers get to wear the same pair of shorts on...